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Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Votes:	8538
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	561396

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	966	Endless Night Skies:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	178
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Items Found:	4191
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

90s, Alternative, boy bands, bringing, childhood memories, classic, fashion, gen-x, girl groups, grunge, iconic, MTV, Music, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, RadicalCraft, Retro, Throwback, trends, VIBE, vintage, y2k

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mines Excavated:	4982
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!