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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6849 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 82 |
Votes: | 6275 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!