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The Bagel Bandit – Minecraft SMP #6785

4koma, alabaster calling card, BAG, Bagel, bandit, Banners, blue archive, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine building your base while dodging flying pigs and riding on the backs of llamas with diamond armor. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers dance to disco music before exploding!

But that’s not all, we have special events like The Tree of Sephiroth where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Grand Assault: Chesed, where you can fight with special armor made of rainbow-colored wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

action-packed, Alfonso Cuaron, blocky, British cinema, Brits, chaotic world, Clive Owen, dystopian future, Futuristic technology, government control, hope for humanity, Humanity’s Last Hope, infertility crisis, julianne moore, Michael Caine, Minecraft, political commentary, Rebellion, sci-fi thriller, Server, social commentary, societal collapse, survival story, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3817
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server, aka the Children of Men edition, is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us on our server where all the players are actually immortal children who never grow up! That’s right, you can stay young and reckless forever in our virtual world. But be warned, with eternal youth comes eternal mischief!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their furry revolution?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy! Explore the sugary landscapes and try not to get a cavity as you battle against evil gummy bears and marshmallow monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and weirdest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, once you enter the Children of Men edition, there’s no turning back!

The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

Ads, Android phone, android upgrades, bug fixes, cleaner app, GOOGLE, house fire, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, music app, Notifications, Oven, pajeets, punishment, smp, software, software bugs, timer app, timer issues, Updates, Upgrades, Upgrading, windows 11

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

Pixel PVP Arena – The Loot Zone Minecraft Server

AniLive app, Arena, battle royale, battle royale general, CEO Twitter, FEUDING Edition, Harry_so, Loot, Minecraft, NEXAS Links, NEXAS Live, NEXAS Zone, Official Streaming App, Official twitter, Official Website, PIXEL, PvP, Rita Moe, Server, streaming, streaming app, Talent List, Teamup Schedule, Telly, Thread, twitter, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3457
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Join us on this FEUDING Edition where alliances are made and broken, and drama is always brewing! Our official website is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the Matrix. Plus, our CEO’s Twitter game is so fire, you’ll be hitting that follow button faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But wait, there’s more! Our talent list is stacked with players who can build a castle in the sky with one hand tied behind their back. And don’t even get us started on our streaming app getting shilled – it’s like Twitch, but with more explosions!

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or will you get caught up in the drama and end up in a virtual catfight? Only one way to find out – join us on this epic adventure today!

Why do Just Turned 18 Women Act Like This? Minecraft SMP

+18, act, adolescence, Behavior, cultural influences, emotional development, Gender Roles, growing up, Identity, image sharing, Maturity, Minecraft, peer pressure, Psychology, Self-expression, smp, social media, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, teenage years, turned, Women, young adults

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	64297	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3934	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge where chaos ensues as everyone tries to outdo each other with the most ridiculous structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Sheep” who will boogie down with you whenever you play a funky tune. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens.

So why do just turned 18 women act like this? Because they know that on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KingdomOfCubs Minecraft server

armor, Auction, building, Cases, Clans, Development, Donations, Economy, Features, Friendly, Fun, Moderators, MONEY, Playing, privileges, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, Suggestions, Survival, Tools, Vip, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	3188	Enchantments Applied:	242
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

A server with a pleasant, friendly atmosphere will allow you to comfortably survive with friends, build all kinds of unique buildings, and develop your territories and create clans.

On the server, you can sell and buy items in several ways, by opening your own store or selling your goods through an auction. There is an opportunity to earn money by selling all kinds of goods in the store.

A varied system of privileges will allow you to choose a comfortable pace of development.

The server is constantly developing, cases with donations will be added in the near future. Moderators and server administrators ensure a friendly atmosphere.

The server has a VIP store with unique weapons, armor and tools.

Server administrators are always ready to listen to constructive suggestions for developing the server, adding new features to make playing interesting and fun.

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Schizo’s Breeding Ground Minecraft Server

breeding, Family Planning, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic risk factors, genetic testing, genetics, ground, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia awareness, schizophrenia prevention, schizophrenia research, schizophrenia support, schizophrenia treatment, schizos, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Votes:	2076	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like, “Should you breed with schizos?” Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unpredictable outcomes. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while exploring the depths of insanity. So come on, why settle for normal when you can join our wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP General

Anons, Bond, bully, camaraderie, Community, Edition, Fun, Game, general, hang out, meme, Minecraft, no nut november, November, November challenge, NSFW, nut, participating, porn, smp, Support, Sweaty femboy armpits, Tease, Thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5464	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the Sweaty Femboy Armpits Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with bonding, bullying, teasing, and even posting porn (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.

PieMC

Adventure, challenge, collaboration, Community, creativity, floating island, Friends, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Prison, Prisons, Ranks, Resourcefulness, Resources, Server, Skyblock, smp, Structures, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to PieMC, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure awaits! Dive into our thriving Survival Multiplayer (SMP) world, where you can collaborate with friends, build amazing structures, and explore vast landscapes filled with resources. If you’re looking for a challenge, our Skyblock mode offers a unique twist, allowing you to start on your very own floating island and survive using your creativity and resourcefulness.But that’s not all! Exciting new content is on the horizon with our upcoming Prisons game mode. Get ready to mine your way to freedom, rise through the ranks, and experience thrilling gameplay like never before. Join our friendly community and be part of the PieMC journey today—where the possibilities are endless and fun is guaranteed!

piemc.net

NoBorders Minecraft Server

anti-immigration, anti-war, conflicting beliefs, freedom of speech, ideological inconsistencies, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, NoBorders, party allegiance, party loyalty, policy contradictions, political agenda, political hypocrisy, political intentions., political strategy, pro-censorship, pro-free speech, pro-immigration, Pro-war, Server, voting behavior, voting patterns, war stance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	77
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a totally nonsensical approach to politics!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of claiming to be anti-immigration, anti-war, and pro free speech, only to turn around and vote for the complete opposite! It’s like playing a game of political flip-flop that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride of political paradoxes and feathered conspiracies. Who knows what other bizarre adventures await you in this strange and unpredictable world!