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The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	5749
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

Alliance, Chaos, collaboration, Crafty, CREEPERS, force, formidable, Invincible, Players, power, solidarity, strength, teamwork, together, Unbeatable, Unbreakable, unite, United, united front, united they conquer, united we stand, Unity, Unstoppable

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	723
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4696
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	858	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	1235	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	3588	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	8437
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Villages Defended:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1042
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1791
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!