The Somme Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

Americas, colonial, colonial administration, Colonialism, Colonization, colonization strategies, Conquest, Cultural differences, economic factors., English colonies, European empires, Exploration, Global influence, History, imperialism, indigenous populations, Minecraft, new world, political factors, Portuguese colonies, Server, Spanish colonies, Trade

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2356

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2451	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

Adventure, DAUGHTER, Decision making, elon musk, Elon Musk’s daughter, Elons, emotional impact, expat life, family, international travel, LEAVING, Life decisions, lifestyle change, Minecraft, moving abroad, new beginnings, Opportunity cost, parenting, personal choice, Relocation, smp, Usa, worth it

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

Boring, BROWN, cave, Combat, DISAPPOINTING, dull colors, elder scrolls, empty world, gameplay, grey, lackluster, large world, Minecraft, Repetitive, Scrolls, Server, Shit, SUCKS, underwhelming, unexciting, uninteresting, Walking, Writing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, edmond dantes, Ego, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Interlude Timeline, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, Pickup Summon, Prison Tower, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	130	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, Cunning Hares, Doggy Vouchers, Double Drops, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

advice, Affection, Anon, attraction, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, DATING, dont, emotions, fulfillment, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Partnership, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6856
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!