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BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition
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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in yo blocky world! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowin’ up, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide instead of tryna eat yo brains!
Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!
So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.

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BrainyBirdFluCraft
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So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

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Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!
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arcaneSMP Minecraft Server
Welcome to arcaneSMP Minecraft Server
Overview:
arcaneSMP is a server where you can chill and play Minecraft with new and old friends. It is a Whitelisted Minecraft Community with a vanilla-based server along with quality of life plugins/data-packs.
Quick Access Links:
- Website
- Discord
- Map
Shopping District & Community:
Our server has a bustling shopping district where players can set up their shops and be part of the community.
What does arcaneSMP have?
Friendly Staff
Friendly Community
Shopping District for all players
Whitelist
CoreProtect
BlueMap
Client Sided Structure Looting
Personal Phantom Toggle
Decorative Head Database
Simple Voice Chat
How does whitelisting work?
Once you join the Discord Server, you will be sent to our how-to-join channel where you can find the application to whitelist. Whitelists are removed at the end of every season, but you can request to be re-whitelisted for the new season.
Join Now!
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Raphiel’s Drop Mine Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the evil queen of the land has been wreaking havoc on all the players. But fear not, there is a way to correct her behavior… by completing ridiculous challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

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IrresponsibleCraft: Pay Up, Parents!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and financial betrayal!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game parents drop the bombshell that they’ve been secretly refinancing the virtual mortgage to fund their extravagant virtual vacations and online shopping sprees. And don’t even get us started on the virtual liquor consumption levels!
But wait, there’s more! Inherit virtual debt and monthly costs that will make your virtual head spin when they pass on the virtual house to you. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can navigate through virtual financial turmoil and family dynamics? Don’t miss out on the virtual fun – join our server today!

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TelAvivBoomCraft
TelAvivBoomCraft
so like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got drones flying around and crashing into things, it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft! come join us and witness the chaos as suspected hezbollah drones crash and explode in tel aviv, it’s like fireworks but way more dangerous! who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? join now and experience the thrill of dodging exploding drones while building your dream world, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss out on!

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VHS to VCR: Instant Replay
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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

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Always Virtuous, Occasionally Chaotic – SMP Server

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Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server

Overview

Discover Eternal Virtue: The Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where your choices shape the world?

What makes Eternal Virtue unique?
Semi-Anarchy Thrills: Experience true survival with minimal rules.
Player-Driven Economy: Forge alliances, trade resources, and create your own economy.
Dynamic Gameplay: From spontaneous PvP battles to collaborative building projects.
Persistent World: Your actions shape the landscape and server history.
Community Spirit: Join a vibrant community of adventurers.

Join us today and connect to Eternal Virtue for a unique semi-anarchy experience in Minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Eternal Virtue operates on minimal rules, allowing for a true survival experience. Respect other players and their creations.
How can I join the community?	Connect to the Discord server at discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW to join our community of adventurers.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is discouraged on Eternal Virtue. Players are encouraged to build and collaborate with others.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players are encouraged to forge alliances, trade resources, and work together to create a thriving community.
How can I leave my mark on the server?	Your actions on the server, from building structures to forming alliances, will leave a lasting impact on the server’s history.

KingCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of ruling over a measly little dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and become the new king! With a crown made of diamonds and a throne made of obsidian, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest of players dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether guarded by a giant chicken. Yes, you read that right, a giant chicken.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to turn into a llama for no reason at all? You guessed it, eat an enchanted apple.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become the new king of Minecraft. Just watch out for the giant chicken.

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Welcome to arcaneSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

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What does arcaneSMP have?

How does whitelisting work?

Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server

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