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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	2555
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	827029	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	9484
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	1676
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2089	Votes:	3687
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2408
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!