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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 499 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
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