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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

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Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

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Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

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so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

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come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

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Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5782	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Items Found:	4182	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Votes:	8673

Players:	96/100	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6721
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7674
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4574	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Players:	96/700	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Players:	105/900	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Votes:	2937
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

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Overview

FAQ

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SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Players:	96/400	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	729	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Players:	103/100	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	9412	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	98/400	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1782	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	94/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Farms Harvested:	848	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	90/800	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	2567
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Potions Brewed:	124	Star Shards Collected:	62