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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1787 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 3493 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up (just kidding, they still blow you up).
Our server is so amazing that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. We have a secret underground base where we throw epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and even have a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether (watch out for the lava slides!).
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
