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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7187 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4413 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?