Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5503

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mines Excavated:	3559
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	796410	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Crops Grown:	8200	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5610
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	301252

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Farms Harvested:	595	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/prometheus-2/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

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