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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Votes:	9623	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!