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DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Farms Harvested:	804
Dragon Eggs Found:	8097	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mines Excavated:	1354	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	110	Emeralds Found:	5309
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1167	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	4637
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6906	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?