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Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	209	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	63	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9169	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3277

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	672	Dragon Eggs Found:	5550
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!