The Portree Kid Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	856
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!