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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9047

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9108
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	5758	Ores Mined:	5130
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Ores Mined:	7788
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	243
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8649	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!