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Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

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Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server

Overview

Plains n’ Peaks is a private minecraft SMP (java only) for an exclusive group of friends and players aged 13-18. It offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins and encourages socialization through voice chat.

Requirements

Before applying, make sure you meet the following requirements:

Having a discord account
Minecraft java edition account
Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but preferred)

Application Link

If you meet the requirements and want to join, apply using this link.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server public?	No, it is a private server for a specific group of friends and players.
Are automated farms allowed?	No, private automated farms are not allowed to maintain a balanced economy.
What plugins are available?	Only a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep, are installed.
How can I socialize on the server?	We encourage socialization through the Simple Voice Chat mod and hosting events.

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicks, cultural influences, double standards, emotional intelligence, feminism, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Psychology, relationships, Server, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women, women’s issues

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are always causing drama and stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, women are banned entirely! That’s right, no more pesky females ruining your gaming experience. Join us for a testosterone-fueled adventure where you can finally build and mine in peace without any women getting in your way. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty Block God and sacrifice creepers for good luck. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

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EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Jacket, Lake, Life, life jacket, Marriage, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, paddle boarding, parenting, Pregnant, pregnant wife, Prioritizing, relationships, Safety, snorkeling, swimming, Toddler, water activities

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

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Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

Ability, balance, Choice, consequences, control, decision, dream, Equal, everyone, FANTASY, imagination, Impact, power, Powers, Reality, shared, smp, society, Special, SUPERPOWER, Unique, wish, world

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

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BlockyMindCheck

BlockyMindCheck, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from the stress of daily life? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect escape from the real world madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the healing power of Minecraft soothe your soul!

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CraftyCreeperInvasion

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker

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CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!

If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

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From Java to Bedrock: We promise no square or curly things on Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Join by adding tadeudog on Discord
Rules	Don’t be a dichead Don’t be racist Use common sense
Spawn Area	Safe zone for peaceful building, no griefing allowed
Outside Spawn	Griefing and PvP allowed, be cautious
Additional Features	Shaders installed, BetterEnd mod for more content

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add tadeudog on Discord to join the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple – don’t be a dichead, don’t be racist, and use common sense.

Q: Is there a safe area for building?

A: Yes, there is an open spawn area where players can build peacefully without the risk of griefing.

Q: Can bases outside of spawn be griefed?

A: Yes, bases outside of the spawn area can be griefed, so be cautious when building outside of the safe zone.

Q: What additional features does the server have?

A: The server has shaders installed for enhanced visuals and the BetterEnd mod for more content.

SpamSlayer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!

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