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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	1368	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	148271	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	831	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	250	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Craft, Dixie, edish, Friends, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, Southern living, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, waking up

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	9167	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Boorus, Downloads, Eating, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, tampon, Tampon eating Thursday, thread archives, THURSDAY, tq, ts

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

/yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, general, graduated, LIVESTREAMING, millie, millie parfait, Minecraft, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

action-packed event, best wrestling show, Entertainment, epic matches, fan favorite, Greatest, greatest NXT, incredible performances, Ive, Minecraft, must watch, NXT, NXT championship, NXT history, NXT superstars, nxt takeover, professional wrestling, smp, sports, thrilling moments, top talent, unforgettable night, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

blunder, catastrophe, Daisy, Disaster, Downfall, errors, Failure, Fault, Flaw, Issue, Minecraft, misfortune, mishap, misstep, MISTAKES, Oopsie, oversight, Problem, regret, Server, setback, Trouble

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1964	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	831	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

> Seething in Minecraft SMP America

America, anger, Civil unrest, continued frustration, deep-rooted issues, Division, emotional turmoil, Frustration, Minecraft, national tension, ongoing anger, Political Climate, Political unrest, PROTESTS, public outcry, Seething, smp, Social Issues, societal discord, Societal Problems, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mines Excavated:	2603

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown every day! America is STILL seething with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the strongest survive in this lawless land of blocky chaos. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Macefect SURVIVAL DONATE FOR TIME /free Minecraft server

advertisers, bug, Donate, donation, free, Future, game money, Lobby, minecraft server, Promotion, Rewards, Russian, self-report, Support, Survival, technical support, Time, youtube channel

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

No money to donate? No problem! You can play here for free. You can advertise this server in your videos on your YouTube channel and receive generous rewards for it (game money, donation). Our server is Russian, so we don’t have discord. Donations are made so that they do not interfere with the game of other players. Therefore, based on the topic, SURVIVAL comes first. If you find a bug or any other technical problem, you can write about it to our technical mail. support: [email protected]. Our server does not have a lobby due to lack of funds, so there is only one server. Only you, by your presence, can determine the future of the server, and SUPPORT for the server depends only on you.

The server needs advertisers for the further life of the server. If you are an advertiser and want to promote your advertising, write about it to our mail: [email protected]

65.108.21.166:25718

Brainrot Minecraft Server

approval rating, Beliefs, brainrot, Brains, cnn, concentration camps, Explanation, liberal brainrot, libtards, mainstream news, Millennials, Minecraft, Poison, Server, tiktok, trannies, trump, twitter, WOMENS RIGHTS, Young men, young people, young women, zoomers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7576	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mines Excavated:	2820	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it will make you forget all about those crazy conspiracy theories about Trump and concentration camps.

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!