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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9862 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 68 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?