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InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	85
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Enchantments Applied:	264
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5523

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	318	Void Armor Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1090	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	386556
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	8841	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	543
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	4524	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Votes:	7786	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!