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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

Minecraft SMP: Wild Farmyard Animal Gang

animal, Animals, beast edit templates, btih, collection, discussion, draw, Farmyard, Gang, girls being bred by animals, Links, magnet, Mega Links, Minecraft, no males, pic collection, plap edition, pokemon, pokemon breeding, smp, TEMPLATE, torrent, torrent magnet, wfag, Wild, Women Fucking Animals General

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6089	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to witness girls being bred by animals or Pokemon – it’s a real hoot! But remember, no males are allowed to get frisky with the animals or Pokemon, that’s just crossing the line.

Forget about real life drama, on our server we only deal with the craziest and most absurd situations. Need some new content for your beast edit templates? We’ve got you covered with our mega links and torrent options.

So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Gantz Was Wild Minecraft Server

action, aliens, Anime, BIZARRE, Dark, death game, futuristic, gantz, Gore, INTENSE, Kei Kurono, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, resurrection, Sci Fi, Server, Supernatural, Thrilling, violent, Wild

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	164	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a villager who’s been trading with a witch.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get gantz-level wild!

Blocky and New Minecraft SMP

And, and new, blocky, Minecraft, new, new and, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest, most unpredictable adventure of your Minecraft life!

Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

anxious, asian, attractive, autistic, Avoiding, Chinese, Crafting, Crafty, female, glaring, high school, Hints, jewelry, Kazakh, library, love, Minecraft, pissed off, REJECT, Server, stop being approached, subhumans, tutorial, University, vacation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!

Hedera’s Normie Revolution Minecraft SMP

alt coin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, digital asset, finance, Future, HBAR, Hedera, Hederas, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, next big thing, Normie, normies, prediction, revolution, smp, speculation, Technology, trend, Trust, Warning, xrp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing for normies! Trust us, after all the other servers die out, ours will be the one to moon! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the hbar revolution! Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire while building your dream Minecraft base. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now and start your journey to the moon! 🚀🌕 #hbartothemoon #normiesunite

🔥 DiamondWorld 🔥 PrisonEvo mode 🔥 1.19.4 – 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.19.4, 1.21.3, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, 250+ mines, 50+ custom bosses, 500+ levels, Anarchy, Cases, Cheats, Clans, classic, Crafts, diamondworld, Donations, Duels, dungey, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, leveling up, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, prison server, PrisonEvo mode, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Runes, Russian, staves, Survival, Trade, Unique crafts, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1884
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The DiamondWorld server has been running for 7 years

Immerse yourself in development with the PrisonEvo mode. Upgrade your equipment to increase your income

This is the best Prison server, because we have:

⭐ 500+ levels

⭐ 250+ mines

⭐ 50+ custom bosses

⭐ Dungey

⭐ Pets

⭐ Staves

⭐ Clans

⭐ Cases

⭐ Runes

⭐ Leveling up

⭐ Duels

⭐ Unique crafts

⭐ Crafts

⭐ Trade

And much more!

Transform your hero and take your place at the top!

IP: mrra.diamondworld.pro

Version 1.19.4

VK group: https://vk.cc/azh3tI

mrb.diamondworld.pro

Blocky Decisions Minecraft Server

blocky, BROWN, brown vs white, choosing colors, color choice, color options, color preferences, color scheme, contrasting colors, Decision making, Decisions, decorating dilemma, design choices, design trends, Home decor, home improvement, interior design, Minecraft, neutral colors, neutral tones, Server, White

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	6798
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is brown or white mushrooms? Well, look no further because on our server, the mushrooms are sentient and will engage in epic battles to win your favor! Choose wisely, as your decision could lead to an alliance with the Mushroom Kingdom or a war with the Fungi Federation.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will take you on exhilarating aerial tours of the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creepers.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and laughter. Who needs brown or white when you can have a technicolor dream world of madness and mayhem?

Swift Minecraft SMP Actress

1989, actress, Celebrity, Evermore, fashion icon, FEARLESS, folklore, Grammy winner, Lover, Minecraft, Music, Philanthropist, Pop Star, red, reputation, Role Model, shake it off, Singer, smp, Songwriter, speak now, Swift, Taylor Swift

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

What’s next for actress Taylor Swift? Well, rumor has it she’s taking a break from the music industry to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Because she heard we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got kicked out for griefing. So if you want to mine with Taylor Swift and battle creepers with Kanye West, join our SMP today!

Oshi’s Oasis Minecraft Server

children, Community, determination, family, generations, girl, Legacy, LemonLeaf, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Oasis, Oshi, Oshis, perseverance, Preserve, pride, sapling, Server, strength, Sunshine, Support, tradition, Unity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Divine Spears Created:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most tree-mendous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌳 Join us as we embark on a journey to preserve our little oshi (whatever that means) for generations to come. Once you join our Sapling squad, you’ll be part of a family like no other.

Picture this: standing tall in the sunshine, with LemonLeaf (our resident tree expert) by your side. Together, we’ll conquer the virtual world with our leafy companions. And if we ever have to go on a solo mission, we’ll do it with so much pride that even the creepers will be impressed.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft greener than ever before! 🌿🌲🍃 #TreeSquadGoals