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HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	5300
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Animals Bred:	74	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6084

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	263

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3951	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!