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FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	52

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

CraftyNostalgia

Adventure, bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood friends, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, creativity, Exploring, family bonding, favorite toys, freedom, Fun activities, growing up, happy moments, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, School days, simpler times

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

abroad, blocks, Brace, Caution, Citizens, diplomatic relations, emergency preparedness, foreign affairs, global threat, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, national security, overseas threats, Precaution, Safety, Safety Measures, SECURITY, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, Terrorism, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1127	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

MineralLensCraft

advancement, art, cameras, Capture, creativity, Development, Earth, Equipment, History, humans, Impressive.., innovation, MineralLensCraft, MINERALS, perspective, photography, point in time, realization, skill, Technology, Visual

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

KaraokeBlushCraft

blushing, Body Temperature, brain activity, cheek temperature, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, karaoke performances, KaraokeBlushCraft, mri, neural imaging, Neural substrates, neuroscience, physiological response, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-consciousness, self-monitoring, self-observation, self-perception, social psychology, Volunteers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crops Grown:	9255
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Votes:	647

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

consequences, coping mechanisms, depression, disadvantages, emotional pain, life choices, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, RespawnRUs, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

TinyTweakMC SMP

daily routine, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, healthy habits, incremental progress, lifestyle change, Long-term impact, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, positive impact, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small steps, smallest change, smp, TinyTweakMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

CraftyCashMC

aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCashMC, dream life, dreams, financial freedom, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investments, lifestyle change, luxury, MONEY, personal growth, savings, self improvement, success, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!

KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

activism, alexei navalny, assassination attempt, dissent, drone attack, international relations, investigative journalism, Kyiv Region, KyivDroneAttack, Minecraft, opposition leader, Politics, protest, russia, Russian, security measures, Server, Surveillance, targeted killing, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world news, Wounded

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!