HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Animals Bred:	128
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	445785	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5901
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Votes:	9628	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	558	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	160	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6475
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	1943
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

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