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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6826 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 8550 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!