The Nice Guys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, DRIVE, drive 2011, Hail, Homages, inglorious basterds, Le Samouraï (1967), lineage, Minecraft, O Brother, smp, super 8, The Nice Guys, Thief (1981), true romance, Where Art Thou?

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	5883
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	501
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2759	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6395
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4421	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	8547
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	147
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

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