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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3070 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 3417 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!