🔥The Music Tech Guy UK Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8726	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1923
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Items Found:	5042	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Crops Grown:	5363
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	629014
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Essential The Music Tech Guy UK Minecraft Servers