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PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

CAR, coping, coping with, DIRTY, disgust, future husband, House, madness, manwhores, Men, Minecraft, PixelPimps, Pure, Reality, settling down, sex, Stacy, VIRGINITY, what do men want, Whores

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140275
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

armpit, ArmpitCraft, Armpits, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Curiosity, Curious, flirtation, Gesture, gossip, Intimacy, Intrigue, love, Mystery, nonverbal, personal space, question.., rumor, scandal, social cues, speculation, spread, spreads

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

accident, awkward, Boss, busy, busy day, busy schedule, Cleanup, consequences, Days, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Fun, Humiliation, Messy, PantsPoopCraft, STOP, stress, Time management, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situations, Urgent, work, work mishap, Workplace

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, STREAMS, TAKES, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

Alternate Universe, canon, creative writing, Fan art, fan community, fan culture, fan fiction, Fan Made, fan projects, fan works, fictional, game development, Gaming, non-canon games, non-official, nonsense, Original Characters, pixelated, post, role playing, Server, storytelling, Unofficial, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	260415
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crops Grown:	3615	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Divine Spears Created:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

action, Adventure, Anime, bullshit, captain, Captain Tsubasa, childhood favorite, Competition, Crafty, determination, football, friendship, Goal, iconic series, japanese, Manga, Nostalgia, PIXEL, Playground, Rivalry, shonen jump, Soccer, sports, teamwork, Tsubasas

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Votes:	1700
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Crafty LOLz: Hi-Crafters! Let’s Mine & LOL Together! 😀

Casual, catching up, cheerful, Communication, Community, Conversation, Crafty, everyone, Friendly, greetings, Happy, hi, HiCrafters, how’s it going, informal, informal chat, Interaction, Lets, lol, lolz, Pleasantries, positivity, small talk, Social, Welcoming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	109
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crops Grown:	9678

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in existence and let the madness begin!