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MineParentVillage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Animals Bred:	107	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	175	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you a single parent trying to navigate the treacherous waters of raising kids in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with helpful villagers who will babysit your little ones while you mine for diamonds. Need a break from the chaos of parenting in the virtual world? Our support system includes virtual therapy sessions with a wise old Minecraft wizard who will help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood.

But wait, there’s more! Our community resources include a secret underground daycare run by friendly creepers who promise not to explode (most of the time). So come join us on this epic adventure and let us help you raise your Minecraft kids in style!

RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

activism, crushin, feminist movement, gender-based violence, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, iran, METOO, MIDDLE EAST, political repression, protest, rape, RapeCraft, resistance, security forces, sexual violence, social justice, uprising, UPRISINGS, violence against women, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5745	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

aging, aging gracefully, bad, bad shoulder, body awareness, body changes, flexibility, Good, good shoulder, health, Injury prevention, joint pain, left, left shoulder, Mobility, muscle strength, Old, physical therapy, Rehabilitation, right shoulder, self-care, shoulder pain, ShoulderCraft, young

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

PixelPaws Minecraft Server

animation, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, Character development, character portrayal, controversy, criticism, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, female character, fictional character, Furry, gender stereotypes, internet culture, media representation, Minecraft, objectification, PixelPaws, Server, Sexualization, social commentary

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot?

MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

ancient rome, bloodthirsty, Chaos, cuck, Dead, emperor, Emperor Maximus, Empire, Historical figures, Life, luxurious, maxicraft, Maximus, Minecraft, power, Republic, Republic of Rome, roman empire, Rome, Server, Son, Supreme power, Unbelievably

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2051	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7148
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Buildings Constructed:	8
Potions Brewed:	51	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?