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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	421	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Votes:	646
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crops Grown:	9319	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5524
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.