The Most HILARIOUS FAKE Minecraft SPEEDRUNS… Minecraft Servers

The Most HILARIOUS FAKE Minecraft SPEEDRUNS… Minecraft Servers

  • SMP Snoot Saturday – Janet’s Shotty Shenanigans

    SMP Snoot Saturday – Janet’s Shotty Shenanigans
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1475
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators you can hug, snoots you can boop, and a soundtrack that will have you grooving all day long.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.

    And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VoiceVibesMinecraftSMP

    VoiceVibesMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6189
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 New Chunks Explored: 232317
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to hear the most epic voiceovers in the gaming world! Our server is home to a secret society of voice actors who communicate solely through hilarious impressions and over-the-top accents. From Morgan Freeman narrating your mining adventures to Arnold Schwarzenegger cheering you on in PvP battles, you never know who you’ll encounter next. So if you want to experience the most entertaining voice chat in Minecraft history, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 1663
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Crops Grown: 8523
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about all the minor things that are very attractive on our server, but the players never seem to realize it.

    First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!

    EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1789
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 970328 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russians by building ur own fortress in the virtual world! pretend u are a ukrainian fleeing from pokrovsk and use ur creativity to outsmart the enemy! build secret tunnels, hide in underground bunkers, and launch surprise attacks on the russians! only the bravest players will survive and conquer the virtual battlefield! join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Konohaven: Where adults play with blocks and pretend to be responsible. Join today for grown-up fun! No ID required (but maturity is).

    Konohaven: Where adults play with blocks and pretend to be responsible. Join today for grown-up fun! No ID required (but maturity is).
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3582
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Konohaven Season 3 <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/the-wolf-and-the-seven-sheep/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server!

    Hello future friend! We have started Konohaven Season 3 for the 1.20 release! Our main focus this season will be about taking on the game of Minecraft together (community neighborhood, build projects, challenges, events). So if you are tired of playing Minecraft alone on a multiplayer server, come give us a try this season and see if we are a good fit for you!

    We launched Season 3 on June 10 2023, but it is never too late to join as we plan to keep growing. Everyone can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.

    Basic Server Info:

    1.21 Fabric Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia)
    Hard Difficulty Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
    Single-Player Sleep Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
    Live Map (Pl3xmap) Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available
    Diamond based player-run shop economy

    Additional Details:

    • Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
    • Events and Challenges – Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards
    • Custom Models – Custom items and hat models with lightweight resource pack
    • Community Based Server – Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe

    If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

    How to whitelist:

    1. Join our Discord here.
    2. Read our most up to date rules and requirements here.
    3. Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlameFatales Minecraft Server

    FlameFatales Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6731
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between plants and zombies, just like in the popular game Plants Vs Zombies. But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might even encounter Neon White creatures roaming around. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a rare Pokémon Ultra Moon in the game!

    Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP

    RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9445
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Love Letters Sent: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 806464 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8823 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate power of rewriting history! Ever wished you could change the outcome of a match? Well now you can! Want to see Brazil win the 2014 World Cup instead of Germany? Done. Want to see the Chicago Bulls win every NBA championship? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuietTimeCraft Server

    QuietTimeCraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9175
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Emeralds Found: 6057
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of quiet time? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce mandatory quiet time for all players. Just like the OP’s kids, you’ll have designated hours to read, play quietly, or build blanket forts in your virtual room. And don’t worry, if you’re bleeding, throwing up, or on fire, we’ll make an exception and let you out!

    But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILs-n-Sisters Sleepover Server

    MILs-n-Sisters Sleepover Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8359
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Animals Bred: 61
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Villages Defended: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and uncomfortable sleeping arrangements? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own cozy bedroom far away from your mother-in-law! No more snoring accusations or couch bed sleeping for you – on our server, you can create the ultimate dream house without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual MILs are much more understanding and won’t mind sharing a room with you! So say goodbye to awkward family vacations and hello to a world where you can finally get a good night’s sleep. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoDiamondsClub

    NoDiamondsClub
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2815
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8262 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ club because you don’t have a pet dragon like everyone else your age? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, not only do you get a pet dragon, but it can also shoot lasers out of its eyes and fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese!

    Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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