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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 239 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4398 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9675 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?