THE MOST CRAZY AND UNLIKELY MESSAGES IN THE WORLD (PART 17) Minecraft Servers

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, Event, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us for the “Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis” event where you’ll transform into a whole new character until December 23. Want to seek out some epic spirits? Then the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” event is perfect for you, live until December 16!

Our current character banner includes Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou! And don’t get us started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Vortex Vanquisher – talk about OP weapons!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards are permanent, so you’ll always have something to look forward to. And who doesn’t love free Primogems? Redeemable codes are flying around like crazy!

So why wait? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted Ender Dragon riding a rainbow unicorn! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world.

CloudVale 4.0

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	157322
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!

cloudvalev4.m-c.pro

Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

computer accessories, computer addiction, computer addiction recovery, computer addiction support, computer addiction treatment, computer equipment, Computer Gaming, Computer Hardware, Computer Mouse, computer peripherals, computer upgrades, ergonomic mouse, gaming gear, gaming mouse, Jit, kinda, Minecraft, Mouse, new mouse, OD on jit, optical mouse, smp, Tech Gadgets, Technology, wireless mouse

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	804	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	1192
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

Hyperfixation Minecraft

ad astra, Exploration, Extreme reactors, Forge, Hyperfixation Craft, Hyperfixation Minecraft, Immersive Engineering, Minecolonies, Modded, Optional, PvP, Refined Storage, Survival, Tech

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Anime, Arcane, battle, Characters, esports, FANTASY, league of legends, Lore, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, parallel universe, Popular, Powers, Riot Games, Server, storytelling, video game adaptation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	130
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	26

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

AI chatbots, Artificial Intelligence, children, DATING, ELIMINATION, gay conversion therapy, Girls, heavy objects, History, homo sapiens, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loving, male role, male sapiens, Minecraft, sexual paradise, smp, Technology, techsavvy, White boys, Young girls

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

SpacePortMC

Adventure, aliens, astronaut, Cosmic, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, Galaxy, Interstellar, Mini Games, Moon, outer space, Planets, PvP, Sci Fi, space exploration, spacecraft, Stars, Starship, Technology, telescope, Universe, warp drive

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4687	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

We are a brand new network launched in 2024. Come join SpacePortMC

We currently offer an amazing KBFFA Server And Gens And More coming soon

spaceportmc.com

SpriteMC

1.18, 1.21.2, Cross-Play, Hardcore, Modalities, Network, spritemc, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

network with modalities in process, at the moment we have survival but many more modalities are coming. 1.18/1.21.2

spritemc.xyz

Crafty Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Announcements, Chat, Communication, Community, Crafty, Digital, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, forum, Group Chat, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, News, odyssey, online platform, Server, social media, Space, Subscribers, Technology, tele channel, Telegram, Updates

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than our tele chan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Just saddle up and soar through the skies, raining down chaos on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our tele chan today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).