The most brutal meme power! – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CashCows Minecraft Server
brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money
Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

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CraftyAddictz
addiction, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddictz, cravings, dependency, habits, healthy alternatives, intervention, mental health, Obsession, Recovery, relapse, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers, withdrawal symptoms
Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous
arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.
oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.
so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FatCatWeightLossCraft
animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management
Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!

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CoronaCraft: Where surviving the game is easier than surviving 2020. Join now!

24/7 Server Uptime, Community Based, Community Projects, Content-creator friendly, CoronaCraft, custom advancements, custom roles, easier, Expansive Shopping District, Friendly and helpful community, Game, Giveaways, Join, mini block heads, Mob Heads, new season, player heads, Plugins, Proximity Voice Chat In-game, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, Server Experience, Server perks for donors, Surviving, Technical player friendly, Website

CoronaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 100 members from all over the world
Season Status	Ongoing season
Server Age	4 years old

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

Join Us:

If you would like to play with us, check out our website here or join our discord here. We hope to see you on!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to content creators?	Yes, we are content creator-friendly!
Are technical players welcome?	Absolutely, we welcome all types of players!
Do you have any rules against griefing?	We have plugins in place to prevent thefts/griefs while maintaining the vanilla feel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server
authoritarianism, blockbuster, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Downfall, elections, Europe, european union, Government, Hungarian politics, Hungary, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, political turmoil, Politics, populist leader, Press F, PROTESTS, regime change, Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!
Join us on our server where Hungary is finished, Orban is running around like a headless chicken, and the only way to pay your respects is by pressing F! But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to dance to disco music.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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CraftyIdolMinecraft Server
Cinderella Girls, Cinderella Girls birthday, CraftyIdolMinecraft, Gakuen, Gakuen leak, Gakuen maintenance, idolmaster, idolmaster characters, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Live Stream, million live, Million Live anniversary, Million Live training, multi-card case book, Server, shiny colors, Shiny Colors gacha, Shiny Colors Mano, Shiny Colors swimsuit, SideM, SideM 315!!!SHOP, SideM anniversary, SideM collab, SideM fan orchestra, STARLIGHT MASTER
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making your gameplay experience more electrifying than a charged creeper.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’ve got events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, our character birthdays are celebrated with more enthusiasm than a creeper seeing a player holding a flint and steel.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “iDOLM@STER who? I only know Minewind!”

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FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server
Apology, autism, Behavior, care worker, Caregiver, consequences, Dermatitis, Disabilities, DISRESPECTFUL, Elderly, ethical dilemma, frozen section, FrozenWheelchair, Minecraft, moral dilemma, passive aggressive, patience, PROFESSIONAL, rude client, Server, shopping, supermarket, wheelchair bound
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

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Car for Sis, Gift Card for Me – Minecraft Edition
birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, cancer treatment, CAR, CARD, Edition, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, feeling overshadowed, feeling unappreciated, financial assistance, financial support, gift, Gratitude, Jealousy, Minecraft, new car, parental favoritism, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Sis, used car
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)

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BlockyBedroomBanter
anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!
Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.
So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

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