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Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Items Found:	8206

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	108	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3329
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3569
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7373	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.