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Windstorm Woes: Skyscraper Struggles

building codes, climate crisis, derechos, environmental impact, Experts, extreme weather, Hurricane, hurricane-proof, less powerful, natural disasters, Powerful, resilience, Skyscraper, skyscraper design, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Struggles, study, tall buildings, Urban planning, vulnerable, windstorm, windstorms, woes

come join our minecraft server where we build hurricane-proof skyscrapers that can withstand even the tiniest breeze! our experts have tested them in derechos and they stood strong like a diamond sword in battle!

why join? well, imagine the chaos of a windstorm trying to knock down our skyscrapers but failing miserably! it’s like watching a creeper try to explode but just fizzling out instead.

we are the ultimate test of resilience in the face of the climate crisis, so come build with us and show mother nature who’s boss! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s defy gravity together!

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New Server IP
Seaclay

Adventure, Creative, Custom, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, hard mode, Jobs, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Build your business, start an empire and become Seaclay’s newest top earner.

Friendly community, reliable support and new fresh features added every week!

Join – Seaclay.mc.gg – to quickly get your business generating income while you sleep

Seaclay.mc.gg

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New Server IP
QueendomSMP

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Economy, Help, knight, Mlady, Open, Owned, princess, Queen, QueendomSMP, Rogue, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, UNOWNED, Vanilla, Village, Welcoming

Are you lonely? Are you looking for your perfect Queen or Knight? This is your chance!

This is a laidback roleplay server where you can feel free to express yourself as a Queen or a Knight! Queens govern the land, while Knights enforce and protect.

When you first join, you will be asked to select a rank track: to Queen or Knight. You will be given a rank, and a starter kit. You can choose to make your own town/village or help others.

How do you know if M’Lady needs help? Well, there are tags which indicate their intentions. A Princess might be open for others to join her flock. She will have the tag [OPEN] next to her name, as in OPEN FOR NEW HELPERS!

How do you know if squires and Knights are occupied by a queen’s demands? The tag will show as [OWNED]or [UNOWNED]as in A QUEEN OR LADY HAS OWNERSHIP OF THIS KNIGHT. A knight might be unowned forever, living as a rogue. This is their choice.

So, whether you want to just see what this server offers, or if you are just curious, don’t hesitate to stop by! We are welcoming of everyone over age 18.

Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/pWn2f7mQ

203.16.163.48:26917

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New Server IP
MysticCraft Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, cultural influence, evolutionary psychology, human biology, Human sexuality, Land, le sex, Misuse, MysticCraft, recreational drug, reproductive purposes, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual education, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual norms, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual reproduction, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, societal norms

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because on this server, we don’t mess around with that boring old sex stuff. Nope, we’re all about that reproductive purpose life, keeping it real and natural, ya know? So if you’re tired of all those other servers where people are using sex as a recreational drug because of “muh cultural influence,” then this is the place for you! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before, where the only thing getting frisky is the creepers trying to blow up your base. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get your reproductive purpose on!

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New Server IP
BabyGriefCraft

abortion, AITAH, BabyGriefCraft, college funds, DEBT, family struggles, GED, Guilt, Leaving Home, loud noises, money problems, parents, school dropout, second mom, selfish parents, sibling care, thin walls, toxic environment, trade school, unwanted pregnancy

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and loud noises that make you want to yeet yourself out of a window? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are creeper explosions and Endermen teleporting!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.

So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!

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New Server IP
Drive2Craft SMP

(Audio), 6 hour drive, album, artist, car ride, Drive2Craft, Entertainment, favorite artist, headphones, Journey, long drive, Music, music lover, music marathon, music playlist, one artist, road trip, sing-along, smp, solo road trip, songs, travel

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the enchanted golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we have every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun on this server! Join now before it’s too late and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. YOLO, amirite? 😂🔥🐷 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #JoinUsOrElse 😜🎉

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New Server IP
CraftyPutin’sPals

alliances, collusion, controversy, CraftyPutinsPals, Diplomacy, foreign policy, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, Government, influence, international leadership, investigation, Politics, power dynamics, russia, SUPERPOWER, trump, united states, Usa, world stage

Are you tired of politics and international drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be upending is blocks for your epic builds! Who needs international leadership when you can lead your own blocky empire? Plus, we have secret tunnels that lead to Russia…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be a crazy plot twist? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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New Server IP
Baby Bump & Block Party

adverse effects, baby, BLOCK, bump, child development, child growth, child health, childhood health, childhood obesity, developmental coordination disorder, developmental delays, early pregnancy, healthy diet, long-term effects, maternal body fat mass, maternal diet, maternal health, maternal obesity, motor development, motor skills, Party, pregnancy nutrition, prenatal care, risk factors

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

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New Server IP
PioneerMC

beta 1.7.3, Cheating, classic minecraft, Discord, exploits, friendly chat, Griefing, java server, join now, minecraft server, no plugins, online mode, PioneerMC, Pure Survival, respectful, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla
PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival

Features No plugins, pure survival experience

Join Now pioneermc.org

Discord https://discord.pioneermc.org

Rules:
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow mods that give players an unfair advantage. Please play in the spirit of classic Minecraft.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

No, you are free to build and explore as you wish within the boundaries of the server. Just remember to be respectful of other players’ creations.

3. How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations to the server administrators either through Discord or in-game chat. We take all reports seriously and will investigate them promptly.
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Zen Uru Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Isles, list, long tail, tags, Uru, zen, ZIN-URU

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you, my dude!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ZIN-URU and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!

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New Server IP

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Features	No plugins, pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Discord	https://discord.pioneermc.org

PioneerMC Server Overview

Rules:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

2. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

3. How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?