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Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1067
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1003
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6856	Potions Brewed:	99
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!