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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

animation, anime movies, best, Characters, discussion, emotional, favorite scene, Hidden Gem, Impactful, Look Back, memorable, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past 10 years, Plot, Reflection, smp, Story, take away, Threads, Underrated

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Emeralds Found:	5836
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Farms Harvested:	379	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	New Chunks Explored:	210356
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Enchantments Applied:	209	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	186	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	895	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crops Grown:	8478
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	245	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Buildings Constructed:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.