The Melancholy of the Diamond Princess Minecraft Servers

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	2051	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	1339
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Farms Harvested:	132	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	4177	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2665

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Potions Brewed:	54
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!