🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4635 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 260 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!
Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!
And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!
But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!
So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!
