The Mariana Kazoo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPBagCraft – Blue Archive SMP #6178

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Banners, Blue, Blue Archive General, Circles, clubs, Event, Events, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, News, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBagCraft, Total Assault

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7822	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	973096	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Qipao outfit, ready to take on the Moonlight Dream event with your fellow players. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face off against the Fury of Set in a Limit Break Assault, where you’ll need to wear light armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Total Assault: ShiroKuro, an insane and tormenting challenge with yellow damage that will push you to your limits!

But that’s not all! In our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in the From Opera 0068 with Love event, where you’ll embark on a quest filled with love and drama. And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Chesed, a nail-biting challenge with red damage that will test your skills like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

KidCraftParentingFun

Agreement, Argument, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotions, family, husband, KidCraftParentingFun, Kids, love, outside world, parenting, reprimanding, Respect, trolling, Twins

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trolling is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the husband in this story, you can unleash your inner prankster and stir up some chaos.

Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!

But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BlockPartyMinecraft SMP

BlockPartyMinecraft, Happiness Contentment Joy Relaxation Peace Comfort Relief Gratitude Serenity Fulfillment Satisfaction Euphoria Bliss Calmness Tranquility Excitement Amusement Wonder Awe Delight, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	2406	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic non-sexual feelings you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you strike a vein so massive that you start levitating with joy. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you finally finish the last turret, causing fireworks to shoot out of your computer screen. Trust us, the satisfaction you’ll get from playing on our server is better than winning the lottery while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a non-sexual way, of course)!

CraftyConcealments

concealed details, concealed truths, confidential confessions, confidential information, confidential knowledge, CraftyConcealments, hidden confessions, hidden revelations, hidden truths, personal revelations, personal secrets, private confessions, private matters, secret keeping, Secrets, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed information., undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths, untold stories

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4194	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild! Join us and unleash your inner architect while keeping your secret safe from the prying eyes of the real world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious group of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to venture through the portal and uncover the truth behind this bizarre alternate reality?

So come on, join us on our wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination roam free. Who knows what secrets and adventures await you in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

BrickFestGoneWild

Attack, breaking news, BrickFestGoneWild, CASUALTIES, Crime Scene, Dead, emergency response, FESTIVAL, German city, international news, law enforcement, mass shooting, Police investigation, Public Safety, Terrorism, terrorism threat, terrorist attack, Tragedy, tragic event, violence, Wounded

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	2004
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4186	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NoLifeCraft

Digital Detox, digital distraction, digital overload, internet, internet addiction, internet consumption, internet culture, internet habits, NoLifeCraft, online addiction, online behavior, online culture, online habits, screen addiction, screen time, social media addiction, social media obsession, social media usage, Technology, technology addiction, Time management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

achievement, Achievements, Communication, Failure, Femininity, Gender Roles, Intimacy, matter, Men, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Perception, PRESSURE, Psychology, relationships, sensitivity, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, traditional expectations, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
New Chunks Explored:	963706	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

Boss, Build Competitions, Clans, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Friends, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hear, Hide and seek, java, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, PvP, Quests, RPG, scream, Server, Skills, smp, sneak, Tournaments, Towny, voice chat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2448	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

bugs, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding errors, computer science, debugging, errors, Frustration, Minecraft, programming, programming annoyances, programming frustrations, programming issues, programming obstacles, programming problems, smp, SMP_ProgrammingProblems, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3586	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?