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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7119 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 147 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Votes: | 2184 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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