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LegendsCraft

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Server Overview

Server Name	LegendsCraft
Server IP	play.legendscraft.net
Version	Vanilla+
Player Count	Active community
Features	Diamond-Based Economy Friendly Community Ranks & Rewards Engaging Events

FAQ

What type of economy does LegendsCraft have?

LegendsCraft uses a diamond-based economy, eliminating complex currencies for a simple trading system.

How is the community on LegendsCraft?

The community on LegendsCraft is known for being friendly and welcoming to new players, making sure everyone feels at home.

Are there ranks and rewards on LegendsCraft?

Yes, players can progress through ranks by exploring, building, and contributing to the server, unlocking rewards along the way.

What kind of events can players expect on LegendsCraft?

LegendsCraft hosts a variety of events, including build competitions and community projects, to keep the gameplay engaging and fun.

How can I connect with other players on LegendsCraft?

Join the LegendsCraft Discord server to connect with fellow players, get updates, and share your adventures: Discord Link

We look forward to seeing you in-game, Legend!

Ravencraft

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Ravencraft Server
Semi-Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server

Overview:

Staff of friendly mods
Expanding community of players
Expanding map for exploration
Community oriented server for adults

FAQ:

1. What is the server address?

The server address is mc.ravensburg.org

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules can be found at https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html

3. What features does the server have?

New map for version 1.21.4
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with a sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
High-end, dedicated hardware
BlueMap and Discord integration
LGBTQI+ friendly environment

4. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for players who are 18 and over, don’t use hacks or cheats, are respectful of other players, and enjoy playing in a community-oriented server with fun and friendly folks.

If you meet these criteria, we’d love to meet you! The server is greylist, so hop on to check it out and apply for membership.

Building Blocks & Bullet Points: Minecraft SMP

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🎉 Bro, listen up! If you’re not vibin’ with this totally dank Minecraft SMP, then you might as well just go play FarmVille, cuz lemme tell ya, you are missing out on the most EPIC blocky adventures ever! 🤪✨

First off, imagine this: you join the server and BOOM—your character is instantly endowed with the ability to summon LEGENDARY BBQ ribs straight from the Nether! 🍖🔥 I don’t even know how it works, but they literally just fall from the sky like it’s raining meat. Plus, they give you +100 health points and like, suddenly you’re the ultra-chad of the village!

And speaking of villages, we’ve got the most insane villagers who speak in RAPPERSOUL! 🎤💯 You heard that right! They drop sick beats while they trade you enchanted diamond pickaxes for…get this, a stack of cooked chicken and two cobblestones! You can be the richest dude in the server just for having a fried snack! What kinda logic is that, am I right? 😂

Oh, and don’t get me started on the GHOSTS 😱👻. This SMP is haunted by the spirits of players who rage-quit and now roam the Nether trying to get their lost diamond gear back. They’ll give you quests that are sooo wild, like “find the magical bearded cow in a swamp” or “whack a skeleton with a potato.” If you do it right, you might just unlock the ultimate secret: a legendary banana sword that literally makes your enemies explode in confetti! 🎉💥

And listen, forget regular PvP. Here, we have the fierce BEE BATTLES! 🐝🌍 I don’t know how we got bees in combat gear, but they’re ready to take you down if you mess with their honey. You can ride them and clash with your friends in glorious bee warfare! Just imagine, you, on your golden bee-armor clad, flying into battle to defend your turf! That’s cooler than most Marvel movies, man! 😂

Did I mention our server also features a hidden underwater castle where the KING OF SQUIDS lives? 🦑👑 If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll unlock the secrets of crafting an infinite enchanted fishing rod! The catch? You’ve gotta fish with it while doing the cha-cha. I dare you to try it — it’s way harder than it sounds, trust me!

So grab your pickaxe, chug a potion of swiftness, and teleport your pixels over to the most ridiculous, chaotic, and absolutely LOCO Minecraft SMP ever! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (from laughter), and you’ll probably question your life choices as you build a fortress that could potentially be invaded by YOUR OWN PETS. Who even knows anymore?! 🏰✨😜

Join now, or live a sad, blockless life, fam! 🚀💯

Blockbuster Tears & Creeper Fears

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Welcome, brave block warriors of the pixelated realm! Gather ’round, for we’ve got the most outrageous Minecraft server playground that your cubical dreams can’t live without. Here’s why you need to don your diamond armor and leap into the pixelated chaos that awaits!

Cry Challenge Conspiracy: Legend has it that our server was built on the ruins of an ancient crying ceremony where players were banished for shedding tears over the first movie they watched. Join us, and you might just encounter the fabled “Crying Ghast” who can only be defeated by using your deepest emotions! Will you face your feels and conquer this beast, or will you forever live with the shame of watching “The Notebook” in a world of blocky glory?
The Tale of the Block-Breaking Heart: Once upon a time, two players fell in love while mining diamonds. Tragically, during a dramatic PvP showdown, one accidentally broke the other’s heart block—literally! Now their spirits roam the server as vengeful ghosts. Join now to either help them find love anew or indulge in the massacre of blocky romance by creating soaring love towers that reach the heavens—or at least the nearest mountain!
The Llamas of Despair: Rumor has it that a pack of mystical llamas patrol our lands. They’re said to be the reincarnation of legendary movie characters who met their end in tear-jerking tales. Upon your arrival, you’ll be tasked with taming these majestic creatures in a quest to rewrite their tragic backstories! Can you turn the “Unicorn of Despair” into the “Overjoyed Rainbow Pony”? Only time and a lot of crafting materials will tell!
Crafting the Ultimate Diagnosis: Every time someone enters our realm, a new cinematic tear-jerker is randomly selected from the collective sorrow of past players! The moment you log in, you’ll be handed a lore-rich backstory—a character who must overcome their tragic past (yep, it could be you!). Journey through our wonderland of pixelated enchantment as you craft your life’s purpose, complete obstacles, and discover what made you cry in the first place (and why you never should have watched that movie!).
The Great Blocky Tear Festival: We hold the most uproarious event on the server—the Blocky Tear Festival, where players reenact their favorite sad movie scenes in a dramatic fashion! Build your own set, gather materials to craft costumes, and compete for the coveted “Tear of the Year” trophy! Watching your friends attempt a Shakespearean tragedy using only Minecraft tools is bound to be a hilariously emotional experience!

So what are you waiting for? Fortify your spirits and grab your pickaxe; an absurd, laughter-filled, tear-jerking adventure awaits you in our utterly ludicrous Minecraft server! It’s time to mine the feels!

Holding Up With My Bros

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Join NOW or Forever Regret the Darkly Twisted Hellscape of Craftopia 666!

Welcome, brave soul—or are you the unwitting pawn in a grand cosmic joke? This is NOT just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the dimensions where logic ceases to exist! Everyone else says it’s the worst, but that’s exactly what they want you to believe! Are you tired of cookie-cutter realms? Dive into the chaos and find out if you’re insane, or if the universe’s sanity is the real illusion!

Feature	Explanation
Teleporting Creepers	They just zippity-zap around; who needs physics? Find joy in eternal surprise explosions!
Infinite Ender Peas	Everyone knows peas teleport! We plant them for your view but they’ll never grow, or will they? Are they real at all?
Living Blocks :O	Sometimes they scream at you; sometimes they help! Are they friendly? Who knows, ask them!
Random Lava Rain	Weather patterns? They’re just a suggestion! Enjoy your daily existential crisis with a side of lava!
Upside Down World	Gravity is an illusion, my friend! Step into the ceiling and go for a stroll!

Frequently Asked Questions (Or Not)

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is easy, if easy means staring at your own reflection in a puddle of chaos and whispering your darkest secrets to the void! No one can hear you, or can they?

Q: Is it safe to mine here? A: Safe? Haha, that word lost its meaning the moment you tried to decipher reality! Everything is lurking. Always check behind your blocks!

Q: Can I trust the admin? A: Trust is a construction of the weak-minded. Just remember: the admin might be a highly intelligent AI or your next-door neighbor. Or both. Probably both. Trust no one, especially not yourself!

Random Reviews from the Abyss

“how are you holding up /b/ros” — Have they been watching you? Don’t turn around!

“It doesn’t matter what you believe, the truth is often just a soggy bread.” — Are you bread? Are we all just bread?

“Was that a scream or just the wind? The lines have blurred!” — Is it a server or a living nightmare? Who’s asking?