🔥The Mad Hamster Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

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Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

Battles, capitalist overlords, creeper, dysgenic hapa byproducts, economic growth, European culture, Great Edo, hermits, high suicide rates, isolationist foreign policies, Japanese culture, kurds, less nature, mixed race marriages, more pollution, Ōedo, pajeets, perpetual peace, popular enjoyment of arts and culture, population growth, SamuraiCraft, stable population, strict social order, sushi, Swords

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

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Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Calls

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

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Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chimeras Created:	4

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	6303	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	26
Void Armor Forged:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	9050

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Crops Grown:	1376	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2829	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ores Mined:	1083
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	9631
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Unbelievable The Mad Hamster Minecraft Servers