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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2643
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5073
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5504
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Votes: 9716
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 2839
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1019
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 800
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5106
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 54
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1132 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    teamholy.de

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8214
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Magic Items Found: 6110
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9983
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8125
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Farms Harvested: 763 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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