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MJG Craft – Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1293
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to learn how to play Mahjong while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. We have a tutorial included for all you Mahjong newbies out there, so you can become a Mahjong master in no time!

But that’s not all, we also have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a tournament that will have you on the edge of your seat. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary M-League players battling it out in epic showdowns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain Minecraft SMP

acceptance, again.., Breakup, Closure, closure achieved, emotional, ending, FINAL, Goodbye, HEARTBREAK, Hope, it’s over, ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Ready, real, relationship, smp, this time

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly.

AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

AdoptCraft, adoption, adoption celebration, adoption process, baby shower, baby shower for adoption, Communication, Conflict, divorce threat, emotions, family, Gender Reveal, gender reveal for adopted baby, gender reveal for adopted child, gender reveal party, infertility, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sensitive topic, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	1041
Players Killed by Monsters:	1049	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	3071
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9219	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!