the long shot podcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

attractive, bold, chic, classic, clothing, CraftyThreads, Designer, Edgy, Elegant, fashion trend, Fashionable, haute couture, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, runway, Server, Statement, street style, Style, stylish, trendy, vintage

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends like skinny jeans and crop tops? Well, on our Minecraft server, the hottest fashion trend is wearing diamond armor with a matching enchanted cape! Trust us, you’ll be turning heads and slaying mobs in style.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who can craft you the most fabulous outfits you’ve ever seen. Want a pair of diamond boots with feather falling and protection? No problem! Need a sparkly pink sword to match your pink wool armor? The Fashionista Villager has got you covered.

So why join our server? Because who needs boring old fashion trends when you can be a trendsetter in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the Fashionista Villager throws the most epic fashion shows every Saturday night – you won’t want to miss out on the chance to strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your killer style. Join us now and let your fashion dreams come true!

Lost & Found Craft

belongings, cherished possessions, Craft, Forgotten, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost memories, lost treasures, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, personal belongings, Reminiscing, SEARCHING, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items found, sentimental journey, sentimental objects, sentimental value, treasured items

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	1192
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find everything you’ve ever lost! That’s right, forget about retracing your steps or checking under the couch cushions, just hop on our server and start searching for your missing socks, keys, and even that one earring you thought was gone forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3053	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5784	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	3327	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!