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BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9610
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Potions Brewed:	106
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	115
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Votes:	8276
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2779
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Items Found:	6444	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	516
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	5440
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!