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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9553 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
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